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| The Sexy Conservative...? |
The centerfold styled darling of
conservative news and pundits, author of “Adios, America!” and out-spoken
opponent of many “Liberal Values” admitted in a recent interview on Sirius/XM,
“Sit Down With Alfred and Chris”, that she herself is actually a “Grateful
Deadhead” and Jerry Garcia is her favorite musician. On first glance, one might
think this is an April Fool’s joke, a prank by Ashton Kushner or some twisted
version of what Coulter actually said, but it’s not. That, my fellow Americans,
is what is really freaky about this story! Indeed, it turns out that not only
did Ann “Sunshine Daydream” Coulter actually say these things, it’s been
verified by very good sources within the counter-culture communities, that
indeed, Ann “Sunshine Daydream” Coulter has been a liberal, pot smoking, LSD
music fan for quite a while (30+ years) and like she said on “Sit Down With Alfred and Chris”, she continues to enjoy being a Deadhead to this very day!
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| Ann "Sunshine Daydream" Coulter circa 1989 at a Grateful Dead show |
In fact, she can’t wait for the “Fare Thee Well” concert event in Chicago during America’s Independence Day weekend, she’ll be partying with all the other Deadheads hippies one last time, as The Grateful Dead finally say good-bye.
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| "I Like To Stir-It Up!" |
I know, it’s so strange to think this seemingly narrow minded, laser sharp focused Republican pundit/author, that woman with the nasty comments and who refused a hug from an immigrant because she “knew it was a trap” that would expose her for embracing “the enemy”, an immigrant, that, as she writes in her uber conservative book, are the reason America is going to hell; the same woman who said this past weekend (6/13/15) that women, along with immigrants and anyone who gets government aid, should be stripped of their voting rights!
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| Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter... ...Playing the left against the right? |
It seems almost inconceivable that she is a Deadhead and many in that community are upset that she is associating herself with their unique community. This "very conservative" author/pundit simply goes against the grain of everything The Grateful Dead or the counter-culture community which supports the values, virtues and everything those damn hippies believe in; Peace, Love, Understanding, Tolerance, Equality, Free Expression of Sexuality, Expanding the Mind through Drugs, Meditation, Chanting, Drumming, Dancing, Music and Truth. It’s those last two I find hardest to find in Coulter’s “on screen persona”, Music and Truth.
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| Ann "Sunshine Daydream" Coulter A Liberal Wolf in Conservative Sheep's Clothes? |
However,
what if this actually reveals a truth about Coulter’s character, perhaps as all
of this evidence is suggesting, she is a wolf in sheep’s clothing only the wolf
is liberal and the sheep is conservative? Perhaps the agenda is to undermine
the neo-cons by being a “built in” spy, a person working from behind enemy
lines and she’s not actually a conservative at all?
It’s just that being a conservative not only pays better, she can (and is) wrecking the traditional values of The Republican party through her well documented efforts.
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| Defiant on all sides! Ann "Sunshine Daydream" Coulter Plays The Media |
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| So appealing to the white male dominated politics... |
The amazing thing, however, is Sunshine Daydream Coulter is being effective at making the neo-cons and conservative wing of the American political system indeed look bad! Her every appearance, every book she writes, she is causing great damage to The Republicans but even more flustering, The Republicans love her!
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| Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter Fighting For The Left Inside The Right? |
Ann Sunshine Daydream Colter has indeed been an effective double agent, working for the greater good of the Liberal Values while being championed by those who adore her so much in The Republican Party! Not since Mata Hari or Tokyo Rose has there been a female subversive as clever as Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter; a Tie-dyed hippie chick, who embraces nearly everything the conservatives revile, dressed up as “A Lady in Red”, to continue and further (furthur, Ann?) the foolery and mockery inside the Republican party while getting most Democrats jumping up and down in frenzy over her outrageous statements! Pure brilliance, Sunshine Daydream, pure brilliance!
It’s a very well known fact, for instance, that during both The Nixon and Reagan, and again with Bush Sr, there were FBI/DEA agents who subverted themselves into the Grateful Dead community to bust people for drugs and other things.
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| Some remember Sunshine Daydream Fondly... |
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| Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter University of Michigan Law Student 1986 |
Is It True?
In checking the facts of this story, it was difficult to ascertain because Coulter needs to remain “undercover” (she has yet to answer these claims) as well, there are not many in The Deadhead Community willing to talk truth about Coulter; However Sunshine Daydream Annie was in law school, at The University of Michigan when The Grateful Dead played The Joe Louis Stadium in Detroit on April 11, 1988; there are records of DEA sting operations arresting dozens of people that night and Coulter herself let it slip just last week, her favorite songs are by a renown heroin addict and she embraces the LSD influenced culture of The Deadhead Community.
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| Jerry Garcia, Favorite Musician of Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter! |
Unlike her refusal to psychically embrace an immigrant in front of the cameras or her call to strip women, minorities any one getting government aid for exercising their right to vote, Ann “Sunshine Daydream” Coulter is actually all about Captain Trips and The Band of Merry Pranksters!
There are many within the conservative fold who defend Coulter, saying she was a typical college student, making indiscriminate choices in her clueless youth, but does that hold water? It’s well established that Ann graduate cum laude from Cornell University, a smart cookie before getting her JD from Michigan State, where she was attending when she saved her boyfriend from The FedHeads. In fact, in verifying her education one finds out she was a member of The Federalist Society, perhaps another clue to her deeper non-conservative values; The Federalist Society was founded in 1982 to undermine the Republican Party subversively through the indoctrination of young, impressionable college students which, in theory, would move Republican Values towards Libertarian Values (and has been rather successful with the proselytization of professional politicos Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and Marc Rubio). So this becomes, again, more evidence of Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter’s real and secret agenda of dismantling the Grand Old Party of Lincoln, Eisenhower and Reagan.
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| Sunshine Daydream Coulter shares jokes with fellow hippie, George Carlin; they clearly see eye to eye! |
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| Mr. & Mrs. Coulter |
The fact she is in a bi-racial marriage doesn’t seem to mind those who champion her, but it is evidence of Coulter’s true core values and indicates she isn't the racist she's been made out to be by the Democratic left. Further scrutiny reveals a startling discovery that during those last years of The Grateful Dead’s touring days (1990-95), Sunshine Daydream Coulter was suspiciously working “private practice” in her New York City hometown doing “corporate law mostly” (code for lawyers who are not really working), because, it turns out within The Counter-Culture Community, she was the girlfriend of a “TapeHead” (Deadheads who tape recorded the show) and Sunshine Daydream was a familiar character on the scene!
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| The infamous "Tapers Section" where you often found Sunshine Daydream! |
Sunshine Daydream was often seen spinning around in a daze during Jerry Garcia solos, her tie-dyed pink and bright red thin fabric dress spiraling out in a psychedelic daisy but between shows, she was helping those who needed legal help in defense from “The Man”!
Indeed,
like many of those Deadheads of her generation (myself included), Sunshine
Daydream Coulter may have found the last couple years of The Grateful Dead
experience became a lot less fun (the scene was not so much about the
peace/love/unity and music but more about money/greed/violence and drugs). The
final years, 1994-95, Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter, started laying the ground
work for subversive assault on the American Political system, starting with
attacks on Bill Clinton’s debacles with Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski and
eventually, the impeachment vote against Clinton in 1999. In 1999 and 2000,
Coulter considered running for Congress in Connecticut on the Libertarian Party
ticket. Her goal? To serve as a spoiler in order to throw the seat to the
Democratic candidate and see that Republican Congressman Christopher Shays
failed to gain re-election! The leadership of the Libertarian Party of
Connecticut, after meeting with Coulter, declined to endorse her. As a result,
Sunshine Daydream Coulter’s self-described "total sham, media-intensive,
third-party Jesse Ventura campaign" did not take place, however, she finally
gained the national level recognition she needed to establish her agenda.
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| Sunshine Daydream Coulter, playing each side to the middle... |
Sunshine Daydream Coulter has helped to both expose and start to erase the tyranny and oppression of The Modern American Political system by openly mocking both parties and doing to the professional politicos what they have been doing to the people for better part of the last 50 years; Coulter is successfully playing Democrats/Liberals and Republicans/Conservatives against one another for the greater good of all humanity! She did it using her intellect and wit (a common Deadhead trait), she used her disarming good looks, long flowing, sexy hair and beaming sunny smile (also common among Deadhead chicks) to get what she wanted, what she needed and fool The Man once again.
Using the tools provided by both political parties, combined with an imaginary plan one could hatch in the middle of a wild, psychedelic, mind-opening experience of LSD, as well as Sunshine Daydream’s early life watching her father do under-cover work for The FBI, she did what any intelligent Deadhead would do, she made the very best of a bad situation, she got shown the light, in the strangest of places, if you look at it right!
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| High School Class Photo, 1980 Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter |
Using the tools provided by both political parties, combined with an imaginary plan one could hatch in the middle of a wild, psychedelic, mind-opening experience of LSD, as well as Sunshine Daydream’s early life watching her father do under-cover work for The FBI, she did what any intelligent Deadhead would do, she made the very best of a bad situation, she got shown the light, in the strangest of places, if you look at it right!
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| An American Beauty? Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter Lets Her Freak Flag Fly! |
So, as a recovering Deadhead myself, as a non-political party activist and as one American to another, it’s hats off to Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter, you have masterminded and executed, singlehandedly, one of the greatest subversive political actions of The 21st Century! Like Edward Snowden or Julian Assange, you are a new kind of hero for you’ve successfully shown the hypocrisy of both political parties, you’ve exploited the media to demonstrate the vile and wretched ways it’s being used against the people and you remain a champion of The Counter Culture values and ethics of The Deadhead Community! Just keep doing it Sunshine Daydream, just keep spinning your daisy-chain skirt and tripping everyone up, because like Jerry once sang, sister…and sing it with me, it’s a Jerry song, you know how it goes…
This old engine, makes
it on time
Leaves Central Station
at a quarter to nine
Hits River Junction at
seventeen to,
At a quarter to ten,
you know it's trav'lin again
Drivin' that train,
high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better
watch your speed
Trouble ahead, Trouble
behind…
…And you know that
notion just crossed my mind
Trouble ahead, “The
Lady in Red”
Take my advice, you be
better off dead
Switchman sleepin,
train hundred and two…
On the wrong track and
headed for you!
Drivin' that train,
high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better
watch your speed!
Trouble ahead, Trouble
behind…
…And you know that
notion just crossed my mind!
Trouble with you is,
the trouble with me
We got two good eyes,
but we still don't see!
Come round the bend,
you know it's the end…
The fireman screams
and the engine just gleams!
Drivin' that train,
high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better
watch your speed!
Trouble ahead, Trouble
behind…
…And you know that
notion just crossed my mind!
(all together now)
And you know that
notion… just, crossed, my mind!
“Casey Jones” by
Jerry Garcia & Robert Hunter
Released 6/14/1970
“Workingman’s Dead”
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| The Grateful Dead Line-Up During Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter's Hippie Days |
In conclusion, it’s easy for anybody of a certain age, to say “They were there, man…” when it all happened so very long ago. The Grateful Dead, much like Ann “Sunshine Daydream” Coulter, is a one of a kind experience and unless you’ve actually been there yourself, it’s impossible to explain it to anyone else. Like an orgasm, taking LSD, or even being in a war zone, unless you have felt it, it is impossible to describe. There were no cell phone cameras, nobody kept records or anything so who really knows if Sunshine Daydream Coulter is telling the truth about her Deadhead roots but in the end, what difference does it make?
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| Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter Recently... ...still has that hippie chick look, right? |
Is Ann Sunshine Daydream Coulter part of The 710 Tribe?
I’m not sure, but if I see her in the shows, I’ll share a
joint while we laugh about back in the day together!
Peace,
d'Philip
15 June 2015
The San Joaquin Valley
Republic of California
Earth
